The never-ending debate
One we all can relate
Does size matter, we argue over and over
Let me attempt to make it clear…
What I am about to say is true,
Yes it does matter, let me assure you,
To a lion about his mane,
Or a midget who needs a cane.
What is important, above all
Is whether it is hard as candy or soft as a cotton ball,
The length and the width are a matter of proportion,
When there’s love it will still rock the ocean.
The other consideration is all about frequency,
A wham-bam, thank you, ma’am or a replay of intimacy.
The box tightens and expands no doubt,
But if the equipment is too large, it will tear it apart.
There is a fine line between pain and pleasure,
For every dick there is a beholder.
It is never about the size, let me emphasize
Give the pencils and the stumps a break, time to recognize.